What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
