stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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