She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.