you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
