Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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