I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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