the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
