You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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