I don't think brook has ever known best
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
