I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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