When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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