someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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