sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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