the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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