It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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