You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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