Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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