is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
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I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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