So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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