So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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