If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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