If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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