i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
