Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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