Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
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Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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