i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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