At least make sure they are 18
Why
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
