haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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