im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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