Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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