Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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