Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
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we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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