Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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