She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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