She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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