Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
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Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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