I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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