Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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