How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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