I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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