Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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