dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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