smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I am one with the molecules
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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