we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
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Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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