Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
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How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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