Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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