Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
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