how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
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You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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