she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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