My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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