I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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