that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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