I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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