I cockslap morals
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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