Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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